I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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