i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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