Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think I won the penis lottery.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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