called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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