is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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