Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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