You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize