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I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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