K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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