There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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