The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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