dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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