that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?