You can't special order awesome
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.