all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead