she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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