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(419): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.

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(801): View more from Utah

I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER

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(541): View more from Oregon

Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face

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(630): View more from Illinois

I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best

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(775): View more from Nevada

My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Sorry I blacked out in bed

(859): View more from Kentucky

it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.

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