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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.

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  Man I wish I had been there

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  Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn

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• (682): View more from Texas

  While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from

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• (518): View more from New York

  I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.

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  I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something

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• (914): View more from New York

  You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor

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