Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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