We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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