How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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