youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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