found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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