Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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