Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Are we still banned from the library?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Lo siento on account of my penis...