So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...