sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.