Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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