It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i think im in europe. pls send help
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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