Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize