What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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