Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
