honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Randomize
