i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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