RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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