Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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