I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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