you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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