hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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