Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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