Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just pee around me
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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