I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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