Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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