yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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