Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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