Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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