Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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