are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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