I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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