i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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