just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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