so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
So. Much. Porn.
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