Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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