So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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