Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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