you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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