Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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