I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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