Where is the hickey?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
